I'm oficially letting the cat out of the bag! For everyone who is wondering if I'm getting fat, your wrong! I'm pregnant!!! I guess it's a combination of being pregnant and getting fat though, so you all were partially right.
So...how am I doing? Thats the dumbest question ever! I'm exhausted with three kids! Bentley's poop gives me morning sickness(she just may have to potty train herself), the smell of eggs is horrible and I can barely brush my teeth. Burger King calls me every morning, I just crave the sausage egg and cheese biscuits but then I only eat the biscuit(the eggs make me sick). I love the way the biscuit sticks to the roof of my mouth and is so hard to swallow! I cry all the time! When I laugh, I cry. When I'm sad, I cry. Sometimes I just feel like crying and than I cry so much I get morning sickness which makes me cry some more. I feel partially like a koala bear, just kinda stoned all the time. I can't remember anything! I call them my pregnant moments. If I ask you something and you already told me, I'm really so sorry, it's not that I don't care or am not listening, it's that this baby is making me reatarded.
I do have cravings. I crave everything. I eat like 3 breakfasts and than I move onto lunch, like 3 of them. I love jalapenos and anything with BBQ sauce! I hate anthing sweet. I already know I'm having a boy becasue I can't stand chocolate or anything sweet!
I am so very pregnant! All I can say is, my poor husband. Whatever, he did this to me! I had nothing to do with it and was not involved!
5 days ago