Anatomically Challenged

I was so excited to break out a running skirt and hit the road. What the heck was I thinking? Holy chaffing! I am anatomically challenged and have fit girl problems. My ginormous quads rub together like two sticks trying to make a fire. I swear I saw sparks. On days like today when I want to look cute in my lululemon shorts or skirts I wish so badly that I had twigs for legs but I don't so, I guess I'll just have to proudly flaunt how I earned the nickname, Quadzilla. I guess if I'm ever stranded on an island or in the middle of nowhere I'll never have to worry about not being able to start a fire. I will just quickly run in place.