With the current political climate and questions about the economy, the following three candidates have proposed a stimulus package to improve our livelihoods.
Mak- Her package involves setting aside funds to improve the quality of life for butterflies and dolphins. There is also an earmark to research the existence of fairies and leprechauns.
Perry- His plan calls for cutbacks in the defense of pirate attacks against the U.S. He feels that pirates should be able to get more pirate treasure. That treasure would then be infused into the local economies of their hometowns.
Bentley- Her plan is to focus on the the small people. She feels that the smaller the company the better. She feels that large corporations get too much freedom to do what they want, and that the small businesses should be able to do what they want, when they want to. She is by far the most vocal candidate.
Please cast your vote now.